4 drabbles
Pairings; John Terry/ Frank Lampard
Word counts: 100 each
Disclaimers: All lieees
Summary: some drabbles that wouldnt leave me alone while i was on holiday
title:Spontaneity
John always knew Frank wasn’t the spontaneous kind, romantic? possibly, but spontaneous? No. So when he came home to find Frank standing in his hall with two bags already packed and two tickets to Paris for later that afternoon, he knew someone else must have helped him, that said, it didn’t stop him having one of the best weekends ever in the city of love with the one he loved, seeing the sights on romantic walks and making love long into the night, but he made a mental note to text Petr when he got home to say thank you.
Title:Learning
A/n: a little something that came to me after reading this how cute would that be? JT and Lamps managing Chelsea together!
John was trying to concentrate, which is incredibly hard when you have a fidgety Frank Lampard sitting next to you. After trying to distract John for as long as he had patience for, Frank tried a different tactic and his discretely moved his hand until it was resting on John’s groin. After applying pressure and feeling him respond Frank subtly slipped his hand into John’s jeans and worked him to completion, with John all the while trying to act like nothing was happening under the table.
The next day John learnt his lesson and did NOT sit next to Frank
Title: baby lotion
“Lamps?! Baby lotion!?!?” John was rummaging through Franks bag when he made his latest discovery “mate you’ve gotta be the biggest woman I’ve ever met!”
“Oi”, came the reply from the bathroom, as Frank emerged in just a towel, “I’ll have you know it makes my skin soft”
John just laughed and chucked the bottle aside, “You’re going soft mate”
“no seriously” Frank continued, “Feel” and he brought John’s hand up to gently stroke his skin, “see what I mean”
John could do nothing but groan at the sensation and think up ways to put his discovery to good use.
Title: I don't speak french
A/N: Don’t know what I was on when I wrote this, I apologise for the shameless scrubs and girls aloud references
“Bonjour mon amour comment ça va ce soir?”
“Lampsy, this you?”
“Bien sûr mon cher”
“since when have you known French?”
“J’ai appris de Didi. je pensais que c’est trés sexy, non?”
“I’ll just nod and pretend I know what you’re saying”
“Je t’aime beaucoup, tu es le lumière de ma vie”
“ Lamps! I Don’t speak French, I prefer to let the music do the talking”
“J’ai la tour d’eiffel dans mon pantalon”
“I will hang up if you don't start talking English”
“Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?”
“Now that I understand, see you in 5!!
*translations
hello my love, how are you this evening?
of course my dear
i learnt from Didi, i thought i was very sexy no?
i love you alot, you are the light of my life
i have the eiffel tower in my trousers
will you sleep with me tonight