Dirk Benedict kinda looks like the sort of person who'd call me a "dame", but get away with it somehow. Like I'd just go, "Oh you rascal! With your charmingly derogatory terms! Get out of here, you." And maybe I'd give him a biscuit or something as he left.

Also, it appears that I've cast myself as Mrs Potts from Beauty and the Beast in this ( Read more... )