I think I've found religion. I've always entertained some doubts about organized Christianity, but any religion that will give me an assault rifle and an armed helicopter, and then send me off to smite the ungodly in the streets of New York is OK in my book.
In other news, I think that the Left Behind: Eternal Forces Real Time Strategy game may suffer just a bit from mixed messages.
(Thanks to
aphrodeia for reminding me of this, and for ABC for reporting on it. You can see the ABC video of the demo
here)