"As you may imagine, it's hard to stop a curious coyote that just happens to be several kilometers long. A great deal of time and effort has gone into this, including a giant electrical fence (failed), a very annoying dog whistle (failed; it seems that they hear in multiple frequencies at once), a very large hose (failed), and a rolled-up newspaper the size of the Empire State Building (that one worked for some strange reason, which doesn't make any sense given that I wouldn't use a regular one on a normal coyote). So far, there have been enough other emergencies keeping our attention that nobody has bothered to do anything large-scale about the chupacabra."
Hee. Oh, Dan, when are you going to write that book?
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Hee. Oh, Dan, when are you going to write that book?
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Oh, how I've missed the Sidejob. <3
I was pretty much cracking up during this whole thing. Thank you for a good read.
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I've got to start working on these again.
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I'm sorry it's going badly. Hopefully it will get better soon.
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TRUFAX
Either that or very drunk. Geologists need no help from any outside sources to continue that campaign themselves. XD
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