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[cyclogenesis]

Poll end the mods' reign of unholy terror

In conclusion:

Comments

[deliberatehips]

ahahahhahahah belt to the side, Wentz? You do realize that's a totally gay thing to do? Oh wait, I guess you do.

Obvious biases, girl. No Ryan or Brendon love!

[cyclogenesis]

Pete himself is a gay thing to do. *nods*

I am biased towards youuuuu. :D

[_mydecember_]

I've got a bigger version of that Patrick picture: http://pics.livejournal.com/_mydecember_/pic/0008b55f

[cyclogenesis]

You are a god.

*edits post*

[kosher_pareve]

i'm all about some crack!fic, man. for serious.

...though if we're getting cracked to the point of genderswap here, i'd hesitate. pete would make the kind of girl i wanted to stab in the ovaries with a fork in high school, and even the adorable fuzzy sweaters that girl!patrick would doubtless constantly wear couldn't make me overcome the hatred.

[cyclogenesis]

Pete would be the most annoying girl ever, you are right. Although this could potentially be comedy gold.

And yeah, Patrick in fuzzy sweaters just about makes my heart stop. Who said they all need to switch? If you write girl!Patrick say, suddenly weirdly attracted to Mikey and Pete getting all jealous, my love for you might overwhelm.

(Also, I feel like that challenge might be just my excuse to write every single cliche and get it out of my system. There's just too much fun to be had there. I can't resist fun. Or porn, but we knew that.)

[tricksterquinn]

I think Pete suddenly becoming a girl would be hysterical. But Pete as having always been a girl... eh, not so much.

Sometimes, cliches just need to be written. *nods seriously and tries not to giggle*

[jzbell]

Hooker fic! Oh, man. I wish I could say the thought hadn't already crossed my mind...

I keep scrolling back up the picture of Patrick, trying to think of something to say about it, but I think it's pretty much ruined me for coherent thought.

[cyclogenesis]

I'm embarrassed to say I hadn't thought of it until Rae mentioned it; now I can't stop thinking about Pete Wentz, rentboy. Luckily, I don't want to stop EVER.

It's like most of the time with Patrick I'm just sort of overwhelmed by the complete adorableness pervading every molecule of his being, and then all of the sudden I just really want to lick his neck. Oh, god. I mean- fuck. Right?

[xoverau]

Remind me how Pete Wentz the rent boy is different again?

[cyclogenesis]

Well, he wears- I mean, he has a lot of- and then there's- um. Huh.

You have a point there. Same street, different corner.

(This is only passingly pertinent but: in choosing this icon I thought, ha, vampire rentboy! and then, high school AU! and then wings! Pete Wentz in a private school uniform, staying out all night selling himself on the street and biting pretty boys with a little pair of bat wings on his back! I need help.)

[schuyler]

Um, I checked every frickin' box (even the one marked Spence!!!). But yes! Would write! As they live in my brain and prevent me from working on anything else, so I might as well produce something.