Ya this is akward. But 100% real.
So my sister is a widow. She's sulked for the last 5 years or so before getting her shit on the straight and narrow.
She's got like 1 or 2 years of fertility left and is looking for a sperm donor. Ya that's right I'm posting for YOUR baby batter.
Hi nice to meet you wanna jack off in this cup? Yup.
Now I'll try to make this a little less painless.
She's not looking for a one night stand, this is in a legit in a clinic. She doesn't want to know you, just spit in this cup and you both can move on with your lives.
Yes. She's researched the lawyer/doctor/rocket scientist jizz and they are a couple a grand a try and the descriptions of the donors are extremly vague. Like yes your kid will be.a genius but ends up with fucked up teeth and a mole the size of a plum on its face.
So here I am. Trying to be a great sibling. And its fucking embarrassing. I probably know a few people reading this. Hi, miss you, don't judge.
Now I don't exacly know the faq or dialoge that proceeds this kind of solicitation but there will definitly be compensations and screening. Um anything else just ask.
Please don't be a douche to me.
The end
She's got like 1 or 2 years of fertility left and is looking for a sperm donor. Ya that's right I'm posting for YOUR baby batter.
Hi nice to meet you wanna jack off in this cup? Yup.
Now I'll try to make this a little less painless.
She's not looking for a one night stand, this is in a legit in a clinic. She doesn't want to know you, just spit in this cup and you both can move on with your lives.
Yes. She's researched the lawyer/doctor/rocket scientist jizz and they are a couple a grand a try and the descriptions of the donors are extremly vague. Like yes your kid will be.a genius but ends up with fucked up teeth and a mole the size of a plum on its face.
So here I am. Trying to be a great sibling. And its fucking embarrassing. I probably know a few people reading this. Hi, miss you, don't judge.
Now I don't exacly know the faq or dialoge that proceeds this kind of solicitation but there will definitly be compensations and screening. Um anything else just ask.
Please don't be a douche to me.
The end