TVU 614: Holiday Gifts

[damnedscientist]

Four Christmas Presents John Never Gave Aeryn (And One He Did) (PG)

My show is, surprise surprise, Farscape. I guess if you’ve never seen the show this isn’t going to make a whole lot of sense.

Not mine, no money made, written without review or beta.

Comments

[erinm_4600]

So John likes stuff a little racy, eh? ;-)

[damnedscientist]

Ah, well, subconsciously, maybe. Actually, I think he likes it kinky, more than racy: the whole "beat me up sunshine" and leather clad hotness in life threatening situations tells us that, don't you think? ;D

[erinm_4600]

Oh, I have ZERO doubt. He looked way too comfortable in those stockings. or is it Ben we need to keep an eye on...

[damnedscientist]

His protests didn't seem that convincing, and I noticed that he was familiar enough with the feel of wearing them that he didn't notice till he saw himself, if you see what I mean.

Oh, it never occurred to me about Ben. Sniggers.

[vinegar_dog]

Aw poor John - depending on how you see it, Aeryn is either the hardest woman to shop for or the easiest!

Surely she might be tempted by some kinky, studded leather lingerie... along the lines of a dominatrix basque perhaps? ;-)

I am all for watching John/Ben wearing the lacy one! nods in eager anticipation

Another great read!

[damnedscientist]

Studs? I'm not sure she's into studs... But the kinky dominatrix leather idea fits to a (green) T. :D

And it occurred to me overnight that, for all of his protests and horror in the window, someone, sometime put those things on him, so he either did it himself or let someone else do it. In vino veritas? :D

[vinegar_dog]

Apparently at one of the cons he was asked about those fishnet tights and he explained that they had to tape the top of them to his hairy thighs to get them to stay up properly (apparently the shape of his leg was not what they were made for) and when he finished filming and had to pull the tape off a) it hurt like a mother b) he was left with two rounds strips of hairless skin on each leg! :D

Although he didn't mention that he disliked wearing them while they were in place! ;-)

[damnedscientist]

Although he didn't mention that he disliked wearing them while they were in place!

I see... I think this makes it all too clear. :D