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[cigarettes_plz]

BEST ZOMBIE KILLS

Because that's what zombies are all about. If you didn't actually do anything cool, lie like your balls are depending on it. Remember kids, creativity is its own reward.

Example:

I nominate Alle for using pressurized beer to make the motherfucker's head explode.

Comments

[clockmongler]

I am still firmly convinced that the only way to properly dispose of those demons is with a chainsaw. I'm sure my date agreed.

[lady_general]

And which date would that be?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-

[clockmongler]

[...these two posts have both been slowly and carefully removed]

[lady_general]

Coward!

[guyslikegames]

That is pretty badass. Though I think Naoto's right up there with her creative use of a flagpole.

[cigarettes_plz]

A flagpole? Damn.

Wait, does this Naoto have short black hair? A scar on her chest? Kinda acts like an angry tranny all the time?

[guyslikegames]

One out of three? I wouldn't say angry, and I don't know of any scar. Not that she'd ever let me get close enough to check.

[cigarettes_plz]

Where's she from?

[toxicspiderman]

Waste of good beer. Hell, waste of bad beer.

I stuck with the All-American method involving a V-8 engine and some decent tires. Not creative, but effective.

-- S.T.

[cigarettes_plz]

Hey, don't be a buzz kill. It's not like we were going to get drunk and party with the bartender trying to eat us. Don't you have beer anyway?

[toxicspiderman]

Speak for yourself.

Yeah, I do. Guess we should drink it tonight before it blows up without zombie intervention.

-- S.T.

[cigarettes_plz]

We made the sacrifice for a higher purpose. Cigarettes > Shitty Beer.

...I might stop by.

[number_crunch]

I EXPLODED A CAR IN THAT FLAMING FRACTAL'S FACE!

[cigarettes_plz]

Just one? +5 bonus for property damage. You'd get more if you dived out of the car at the last second laughing maniacally.

[piggy_king]

A barrage of Molotov cocktails surely must count for something, right?

KILLING SPREE!

[cigarettes_plz]

Flaming zombies? Did they crash into eachother and set them on fire? I guess that's where the epic back-lighting came from.

[piggy_king]

You know it! Rotting flesh catches on fire like it was an oily rag! It was like fireworks!