Announcement: To the meatbags I shot last night

[arc_wrench]

Gratitude: Thank you for being so stupid as to ignore my warnings. If you had been more intelligent, I might not have gotten the chance to shoot anyone, or try out the flamethrower mod I was given

Comments

[quickdrawbkiddo]

So that's why you stood me up last night. I am disappointed I missed seeing you in your full form.

-Arlene

[arc_wrench]

Statement: I will not apologize, because I had far too much fun to feel at all sorry.

Addendum: I wasn't allowed to kill anyone. But I shot off a loud meatbag's toes and set him and his companion on fire!

[quickdrawbkiddo]

I was not expecting an apology. Far be it for me to deny you some fun when it costs me nothing.

[arc_wrench]

Exclamation: Good!

Observation: The meatbag continues to be amusing, even when I can't shoot him. I wish I had found out about this sooner.

[iwascloned]

SUGGESTION: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TRY HARD NOT TO BITE DOWN ON THAT THOUSAND VOLT INSTITUTIONAL DICK YOU'RE DEEP-THROATING. I'VE SEEN BETTER QUALITY NAPALM VOMITED UP BY SYPHILITIC STREET URCHINS.

[arc_wrench]

Query: How many toes do you have left, meatbag, or are you incapable of counting that high? Statement: An inquiring mind wishes to know.

[iwascloned]

RESPONSE: PLENTY, YOU BLENDERFUCKING JUNKYARD CROSSDRESSER. I HAVE VICIOUS HYDRAS FOR FEET. EACH TOE YOU SEVERED HAS BLOSSOMED INTO A THOUSAND LIVID ACID-BREATHING REPTILES. THE EXACT NUMBER OF DIGITS PRESENT WILL CEASE TO MATTER WHEN I FORCIBLY INSERT THEM DIRECTLY INTO YOUR WELL-TRAVELED TAILPIPE.

[arc_wrench]

Exclamation: Reptiles for toes! How interesting.

Query: Wouldn't that be a little difficult to walk on? Observation: I'm sure "A THOUSAND LIVID ACID-BREATHING REPTILES" would be far too squirmy to allow for proper traction and balance.