[written as if he'd never used a pen before]
Where can I locate the flesh-creature flesh-creature human flesh-creature in charge of this facility?
ALSO, since I was so unjustly robbed my coronation as leader of the Decepticons, I order the creation of a suitable crown and cape of appropriate dimensions for this pathetic synthoid body. The crown shall be of gold, with inlaid rubies at the tips of four large prongs and around the rim. The cape should be "royal purple", and crafted from your most valuable tungstamoth-silk equivalent. Shoulder guards of purple and gold would also be appreciated.
- Emperor Starscream
ALSO, since I was so unjustly robbed my coronation as leader of the Decepticons, I order the creation of a suitable crown and cape of appropriate dimensions for this pathetic synthoid body. The crown shall be of gold, with inlaid rubies at the tips of four large prongs and around the rim. The cape should be "royal purple", and crafted from your most valuable tungstamoth-silk equivalent. Shoulder guards of purple and gold would also be appreciated.
- Emperor Starscream