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zeus_incarnate in damned_bulletin

Attention Heroes!

Sep 22, 2007 15:19

If there are any other Heroes here, get in touch with me as soon as you can.

~Statesman

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jei September 22 2007, 20:30:34 UTC

Are you fucking serious? Heroes? Capital-H-heroes? Like with dumb spandex costumes with the underwear on the outside and everything?

Oh, man. This place is endlessly hilarious.

Never heard of you, though. Pity. Spoiling "secret identities" sounds like a blast.

zeus_incarnate September 22 2007, 20:32:11 UTC

Actually, my identity isn't secret anymore. But most people know me better as Statesman.

tartaros_avatar September 22 2007, 20:35:35 UTC

Unfortunately, he's completely serious.

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tartaros_avatar September 22 2007, 20:36:37 UTC

None of your followers are here, Marcus.

zeus_incarnate September 22 2007, 20:41:29 UTC

They're not my 'followers', they're my team mates, Recluse. And even if they aren't here, there might be other heroes here.

[strikeouts legible] tartaros_avatar September 22 2007, 20:44:26 UTC

Trust me (if you can), I would have noticed someone from Primal Earth here by now.

[strikeouts completely blacked out] zeus_incarnate September 22 2007, 20:51:04 UTC

If I trusted you half as far a quarter of the distance a fraction of the distance I could throw you, I'd believe you.

Even if you are right, there might be heroes from other dimensions here.

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1imited_edition September 23 2007, 00:39:43 UTC

What does it take to be a Hero with a capital H?

zeus_incarnate September 23 2007, 17:27:58 UTC

The Heroes I'm talking about are the type that go out with masks and capes and fight crime.

But there are other types of heroes.

1imited_edition September 23 2007, 18:54:50 UTC

How colorful. Are these Heroes beholden to the law? How do they relate with civil authority?

zeus_incarnate September 23 2007, 19:03:24 UTC

Yes. Ever since the Citizen Crime Fighting Act of 1937 it has been perfectly legal for Heroes to fight crime.

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ol_canucklehead September 24 2007, 00:17:08 UTC

I might be of some assistance. Where do I find you?

- Logan

zeus_incarnate September 24 2007, 02:32:47 UTC

I have blue stars drawn on the shoulders of my shirt.

ol_canucklehead September 24 2007, 03:32:35 UTC

Thanks. I'll find you.

[Anonymous, strikethrough unreadable.] a_spider_can September 24 2007, 03:41:17 UTC

Statesman? What kind of name is

What for?

zeus_incarnate September 24 2007, 03:47:59 UTC

If we work together we're even stronger than we are individually.

A team can get a lot more accomplished than a bunch of Heroes working alone.

[Anonymous] a_spider_can September 24 2007, 05:13:16 UTC

You have a point, but some of us are used to working alone, and aren't as open about our identities.

zeus_incarnate September 24 2007, 15:09:58 UTC

I used to work alone too, and I have a friend and team mate who did the 'lone hero' bit. Actually... he still does it.

If you want to keep going alone, that's up to you, but I'm here if you want to talk. Look for the man with the blue stars on his shoulders, or put a message up here.

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