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[moarnomsplz]

Is anyone else Is it very common to wake up here changed different from usual?

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[sixth_attack]

Yep, it's pretty normal here unfortunately. What were ya before? Did you used to have a lot of power or anything?

[moarnomsplz]

I was not humanoid and yes, I was much stronger. Is it the same for you?

[sixth_attack]

I was still humanoid myself, but a much more powerful battle android. Before I ended up here I was in a Fizziroy body made for fighting. It's still tough adjusting to just a regular organic human body after having all that power before. Sucks ass.

Are you a fighter too by any chance?

[moarnomsplz]

I do not know what Fizziroy is, but I have learned most of us are from different universes. An inescapable constant seems to be the use of the human ass in expressions indicating unpleasantness.

I am a warrior-cadet. I have fought more than many others who carry that title.

[sixth_attack]

You bet your ASS it does!

Cool! What kind of fighting techniques and styles do you know?

[moarnomsplz]

I am not comfortable enumerating them in public, but until this morning, I was considerably more physically intimidating, and could fight quite well using [pen tap] my natural attributes.