two separate notes

[osoreirimasu]

Ivan-san, I regret being unable to join you in your ventures. My weak constitution prevented me from activity.

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To other Representatives of Foreign Nations:

Are you well today? I still find this place difficult to grasp. Although this primitive BB is useful.

-The Representative of Japan

Comments

[vsyourface]

Is this a mock UN thingy? Dude, can I represent Canada? Can I can I can I? I'll bring everyone maple syrup and hockey sticks and stuff. In spirit.

- Scott Pilgrim

[osoreirimasu]

No, we're Who? Ah, I'm afraid we already have a representative for Canada. Somewhere. I haven't seen him in awhile.

Although perhaps you could speak with him about representing one of his provinces?

[vsyourface]

Nah, it's cool. Just thought I'd try.

I'm the best fighter in Ontario. Does that count?

[osoreirimasu]

Ah, perhaps it might. You would need to speak with [Written in afterward:the Representative of] Canadasan in order to confirm.

[vsyourface]

I will. It's good to know there are other Canucks besides me and that one guy with the mutton chops around. Who is he? Or is that top secret mock UN stuff?

[osoreirimasu]

Mutton chops?

Ah, no, I just...don't know where he is. Ever We're not a mock UN though.

[vsyourface]

Just some guy with a face.

A Risk LARP, then?

[osoreirimasu]

Are there people here without faces? [Oh god, he hopes not]

No, not a LARP either. Although this place does feel like one.

[vsyourface]

There's this one guy with only half a face.

Oh. Kayyy. I don't know what you're doing, but whatever it is, good luck doing it. I'm at least guessing you aren't actually trying to be nations. Because that would be pretty weird, dude, not gonna lie.

[osoreirimasu]

No. We're not trying to be nations.

[vsyourface]

Good. Then all is right with the world.

[osoreirimasu]

Well-- Yes. Yes, it is.