i'm sorry, did you just roll you eyes at me? oh HELL no. i will out sass you from here to christmas

[damnagedgoods]

this time next week, i will be brunching in la portland with los homos.

hurray for roadtrips.

i <3 them.

so , my phone was turned off. again.
but  i got to kiss a straight boy last night at neighbours, so that was fun.
dancing with a buch of latino homos (wwweeee) can be fun (and it was) until they all started hitting on the straight boy and when he

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[phouis_vuitton]

I am never invited to Portland.
W/E bitches.
Sheboygan is booked.
Yessir.
Wisconsin.
Get your damn phone turned back on.
Or I will sass YOU from here to Christmas, Ma'am.

please, sir

[damnagedgoods]

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME

i'm waiting on the report of the boxed cosmos.

yes, yes i am

Re: please, sir

[damnagedgoods]

it's true!
or, this is what they tell me. cosmo's in a box.
THAT'S better than boxed wine, my friend.
and a little trashy. which is why i like it :-D