Comments | damn_wtf: dear smokers:

damn_wtf

dear smokers:

Feb 16, 2009 23:15

this may sound a bit rough, but anyone who is not a smoker feels this way:

if you are going to be rude enough to sit down next to someone who does not smoke and light up a fag, SMOKE IT. smoke it quickly. do not light it, take one puff, and then set it down in the ashtray and chat to your mates. i know that the harmful carcinogens make you feel ( Read more... )

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__kingofsalem__ February 17 2009, 07:57:33 UTC

he is a polite smoker, but he does make that face a lot.

woj February 18 2009, 08:31:05 UTC

DUDE. So, Annette and I went to Outback Steakhouse a while ago, and got stuck with a booth right on the wall separating the non-smoking and the smoking sections. The fucker on the smoking side smoked sooooo slowly and must have placed the ashtray right against the wall because the smoke kept crawling over right into my mouth. There were no other open tables either, so the manager couldn't give us a new seat, because it's not like he could tell the dude to not smoke.
I wish we had California's smoking laws.

acertaintragedy February 18 2009, 12:41:50 UTC

http://www2.journalnow.com/content/2008/nov/15/142355/adult-smoking-is-at-record-low/

it'll only be a matter of time.

then people will have to find something new to get pissed about.

acertaintragedy February 18 2009, 13:53:43 UTC

p.s. i didn't mean for that to sound douche-y.

in fact, i actually prefer going to non-smoking bars. kuhnhenn's ftw.

I was going to say this to you on Jessicas LJ but she deleted her entry... mauriah March 18 2009, 13:15:51 UTC

I was listening to the live SXSW concert m. ward and jim james did together the other day. I didn't know they were going to do a band though. I forgive you for disagreeing with me, but I'm a little offended that you think anybody can sing melodies better than the pussycat dolls. Beach boys don't got shit on those ladies.

Re: I was going to say this to you on Jessicas LJ but she deleted her entry... damn_wtf March 18 2009, 21:03:51 UTC

hehehe pussycat dolls. i don't even think 4 of them are given microphones

Re: I was going to say this to you on Jessicas LJ but she deleted her entry... mauriah March 19 2009, 01:44:06 UTC

they have cordless headsets!