Well, hell -- guess I can retire, now.

[dameruth]

Check out this fabulous business opportunity that just appeared in my Inbox. Entirely unedited for your spam-o-riffic delight.

From: Dr Moore Saint,
INTEGRITY SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY, LONDON

SIR

RE: TRANSFER OF OVER US$12.8M FOR INVESTMENT.

Compliment of the season.

I am writing to you with confidence that you are capable and reliable
to assist

Comments

[honorh]

Aren't you going to answer him? After all, he's trusting to receive your most prompt response and noble consent!

*snickers* The very least Mr. Moore Saint could do is pretend this is from a non-English-speaking country.

[dameruth]

*snickers* The very least Mr. Moore Saint could do is pretend this is from a non-English-speaking country.

I know. That's what *really* cracks me up. XD

[honorh]

What cracks me up even more is that Roger Moore played "The Saint" in the eponymous British series. Gives me a distinct Ford Prefect sense about the whole thing, y'know?

[dameruth]

One does have to wonder where they came up with the idea that "Moore Saint" was a plausible name.

You're right, though -- it is a Ford Prefect moment!

I'm just *waiting* to get spam from a make of automobile sometime. It'd make my day complete.