KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday
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I saw that too...aquilianrangerJune 6 2006, 23:37:26 UTC
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," So there are a few things that we can infure from this.
1. God does not exist.
2. God exists, but is just annoyed at this kind of activity as we are.
3. God invented Darwinism for just such an occasion.
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So there are a few things that we can infure from this.
1. God does not exist.
2. God exists, but is just annoyed at this kind of activity as we are.
3. God invented Darwinism for just such an occasion.
4. Lions pray, and God figured he owed them one.
(personaly I like number 4)
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