A surprising turn of events

[dalryth]

I was driven over to Melton to get my rental car this morning. Expecting to be hiring a Ford Ka at a reasonable price I was astonished to find awaiting me was a brand new 1.4 Vauxhall Corsa. Slack-jawed I signed the paperwork and asked a few times if they had the right booking. Apparantly this was all they had in stock. Sweet! It drives like a

Comments

[hevvy]

Don't resent your poor little car! It loves you really! My car has a naff radio with one working speaker out of two. I could fix it but I'm too lazy to get off my a*** and sort the wiring! Your little car will be good when you get it back, honest! Anyway I'm not a corsa fan. Remember, an oil leak's for life, not just for Christmas!

*Goes and gibbers in the corner*

[calero]

Yes the shiny car is nice, and yes when you get your car back you will sigh a little sigh of reluctance, but then you will dink your car on a concrete bollard on the way out of the garage and decide maybe a super expensive shiny car is not the way forward. This I know.

(Anyway now you are energy meister you can sit and project mind control rays towards your boss *companycarcompanycarcompanycarcompanycar...*)

[min_t]

Except for the fact that his company refused to pay for the qualification....

[calero]

Really!! That sucks a bit of arsebiscuits, and I thought my lot were tight.