I'm absolutely disgusted. Mostly with myself for being so damn blind and stupid.
God has a strange way of teaching people lessons.

Joanna is pregnant.
And I am envious.

This swollen gland on my neck is out of control and the swelling is spreading to my face. I woke up in the middle of the night in pain and crying out of fear, and my mother loaded me up with Ibuprofen and Darvocet and came and got in the bed with me. I am in pain and every social event I've been looking forward to happens to occur tonight. I don't ( Read more... )

Who knew this day would come? I have me a fabulous man in Florida. And we love eachother. The strange part is that I'm in Dallas and have no worries or qualms about us working out ( Read more... )

I love my job and I adore these little criminal-mastermind children. Their lives make me sad...and yet so grateful that I have free reign in this world. Despite the fact that I still have one lingering warrant out in Dallas, the law has yet to catch up with me ( Read more... )

So the other night at ABC Liquor, the checkout guy stared and stared at my I.D. and held it up to my face and said, "This doesn't look anything like you." Which I found insulting because I look really cute in my Driver's License picture. So annoyed, I responded, "Well maybe it's cuz I was 18 when that picture was taken." RAR. Then I obsessively ( Read more... )

I'm trying so hard not to overanalyze. It's hard work to be indifferent. It's also exercising major restraint not to run your mouth about the person you're undeniably enfatuated with. (As a side note, sometimes when you avoid ending your sentences with a preposition, it sounds pretentious ( Read more... )

Will anyone believe me if I tell you I don't care that much about Owen Wilson or George W. Bush anymore?

I have a friend who makes me feel smarter, funnier, safer, and more loved than I ever thought I could feel. And he is the smartest, funniest, most protective, loving, thoughtful, genuine person I've ever met. We are convinced we knew eachother in another life, even though neither of us believe in that ( Read more... )

Our new, amazingly cute apartment has officially been deemed a house of wholesomeness; of board game nights and fresh baked brownies. This will be the place you seek refuge when you've had one too many drunken dance party nights. Stay on our good side and we'll invite you to our potluck housewarming ( Read more... )