Romania v France
Title : Romania v France (Group C, game one)
Author: dalehead
Pairing : Orlibean
Rating : NC-13
Summary : More about the football
Disclaimer: This is entirely made up.
Author’s Note : For tati so she can keep up *g*
“But I don’t understand ‘Lan?”
“What’s to understand?
“Why France?
“France and Italy.”
“No, you can’t support two teams.”
“Yes I can.
“No, you …”
“Yes Sean I can.
“Okay.”
“Now shut up.”
“Why?”
“Because I am trying to watch the French!”
“But you hate football.”
“No I don’t, I’m just not obsessed with it like you are.”
“But…”
“Come on lads … you owe it to football to break these boys down right now …”
“Excuse me?”
“I was talking to the TV, Sean…”
“But why France?”
“Because I’m from Kent … Oi Twat … what the fuck?”
“’Lan …. Why are you jumping up and down?”
“Because I’m excited and I feel like it…”
“Pack it in ‘Lan.”
“God this is dismal … they should’ve stuffed the Romanians…”
“Freak,”
“Why? What’d I do?”
“You’re not … I mean you’re … this is unnatural, it’s just not like you ‘Lan.”
“You haven’t come for ages, it always makes you bad tempered.”
“You what?”
“You heard Sean, you need an orgasm … tell you what, if Italy win you can come, I like Italy, d’you remember that weekend in Venice?”
“Mmmm….”
“So we’re good, I’ll go and get some more beer from the Offie and you want pizza?”
“Yeah, pizza…”
“Sean are you sure you’re okay?”
“Yeah … it’s just weird, you normally …”
“I know, it’s just they were missing Theirry and Viera …”
“’Lan.”
“Okay, okay, meat feast yeah?”
“And garlic bread with cheese?”
“Sure and I’ll get Italian beer…”
“Get me Newcastle Brown.”
“Not if you want to share a bed with me tonight.”
“Peroni then.”
“Sure, okay I won’t be long, love you Sean.”
“Love you too ‘Lan, even if you are weird.”
Romania 0-0 France
Author: dalehead
Pairing : Orlibean
Rating : NC-13
Summary : More about the football
Disclaimer: This is entirely made up.
Author’s Note : For tati so she can keep up *g*
“But I don’t understand ‘Lan?”
“What’s to understand?
“Why France?
“France and Italy.”
“No, you can’t support two teams.”
“Yes I can.
“No, you …”
“Yes Sean I can.
“Okay.”
“Now shut up.”
“Why?”
“Because I am trying to watch the French!”
“But you hate football.”
“No I don’t, I’m just not obsessed with it like you are.”
“But…”
“Come on lads … you owe it to football to break these boys down right now …”
“Excuse me?”
“I was talking to the TV, Sean…”
“But why France?”
“Because I’m from Kent … Oi Twat … what the fuck?”
“’Lan …. Why are you jumping up and down?”
“Because I’m excited and I feel like it…”
“Pack it in ‘Lan.”
“God this is dismal … they should’ve stuffed the Romanians…”
“Freak,”
“Why? What’d I do?”
“You’re not … I mean you’re … this is unnatural, it’s just not like you ‘Lan.”
“You haven’t come for ages, it always makes you bad tempered.”
“You what?”
“You heard Sean, you need an orgasm … tell you what, if Italy win you can come, I like Italy, d’you remember that weekend in Venice?”
“Mmmm….”
“So we’re good, I’ll go and get some more beer from the Offie and you want pizza?”
“Yeah, pizza…”
“Sean are you sure you’re okay?”
“Yeah … it’s just weird, you normally …”
“I know, it’s just they were missing Theirry and Viera …”
“’Lan.”
“Okay, okay, meat feast yeah?”
“And garlic bread with cheese?”
“Sure and I’ll get Italian beer…”
“Get me Newcastle Brown.”
“Not if you want to share a bed with me tonight.”
“Peroni then.”
“Sure, okay I won’t be long, love you Sean.”
“Love you too ‘Lan, even if you are weird.”
Romania 0-0 France