So, like, you decided to take two years off from LJ?! Loved your original and yet lengthy solution to the problem of the ever-sounding car alarm. And am amazed to see someone listing Tom Lehrer in their interests. Rare that you find someone who knows who the hell he is! Come back! All is forgiven!
It's a long story, involving dreams of abduction by aliens, strange marks appearing on my body overnight, a constant feeling of dread and - eventually - my heart being torn out of my body while I slept and replaced by an organic duplicate, exact to the very molecule, which works perfectly except that it makes my pulse sound like the tolling of funeral bells through thick fog.
Or - alternatively - I just didn't have much to say.
I think either story does the job nicely, and you can choose to believe whichever one you prefer.
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I wondered what happened to you!
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Or - alternatively - I just didn't have much to say.
I think either story does the job nicely, and you can choose to believe whichever one you prefer.
Keep watching the skies.
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