2011 02 21 - Firefly (2002-2003)
Firefly - Zoë Washburne and Hoban 'Wash' Washburne (2002-2003)
Zoë: Sir, I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Wash: Work, work, work.
... 1x11 (Serenity)
Played By: Gina Torres (Zoë) and Alan Tudyk (Wash)
Wash: You are acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now?
Zoë: Jayne slits my throat and takes over.
Wash: That's right.
Zoë: And we can't stop it.
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral, something with imagery.
Zoë: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay.
Wash: I don't know. I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. "Here lies my beloved Zoë, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
... 1x06 (Shindig)
Mal Reynolds: Did you tell her?
Wash: Tell her what?
Mal Reynolds: Your husband has demanded that we sleep together.
Zoë: Really?
Wash: What? Mal, come on...
Mal Reynolds: He seems to think it would get all this burning sexual tension out in the open. You know, make a fair fight for your womanly affections.
Wash: No! That was the torture talking... Remember? The torture?
Mal Reynolds: I know it's a difficult mission, but you and I have to get it on.
Zoë: I understand. We have no choice. Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Jayne: Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'.
Wash: *as Mal and Zoë get closer, Wash steps in grabs Zoë's arm and pulls her to the door of the dining hall* We'll be in our bunk.
... 1x09 (War Stories)
There two are awesome. That is all.
screencaps from cap-that.com