The one where Brad Pitt got away

[daera23]

So I was having a sex dream this morning. And it was Brad Pitt! Here we are in a hotel, naked, getting down to business, and we are about to do it, and then I stop him and ask for a condom. So he goes to find one. And my alarm goes off!

Argh! It's fantasy actor sex and my dream conscience has to ask for a condom?

So wrong.

Comments

[annebelle_ca]

It could hae been worse... Angelina could ahve come in the window and garroted you a la Mr. & Mrs. Smith