eeeeh gahds!!!!!!!!

[daemonqueen]

another year of school looms on the horizon. I am better prepared this time. For those of you who know me don't spread it around who I am on this LJ. And don't tell your friends that I'm cool or anything. I want to strike terror into those hot off the beaches of Mexico sophs that heard I was fun and exciting. LIES! I'm mean! Get it

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[illusiveterrors]

Are you still gonna teach english 4 and if so you KNOW you wanna put me, gin and britt in the same class.

i wish

[daemonqueen]

i have become the 10th grade english queen. but if you need help figuring out Beowulf here's the story in a nutshell.
Beowulf=Epic Hero
Grendal=Big, Ugly, Scary, Mean, Hungry Monster
Beowulf + Grendal=Hero defeats Monster
Grendal's Mother=Bad monster momma wants revenge for baby getting killed
Beowulf+Grendal's Mother=Epic Hero defeats bad monster momma
Beowulf+Grateful villagers=gold, jewels and Epic Hero becoming king
Many years later.........
Dragon=Another big, ugly, scary, mean, hungry monster
Beowulf+Dragon=Epic Hero too old to fight, friends too scared to fight=Epic Hero dies at hands of monster in a blaze of glory
Dragon declared the winner

Re: i wish

[illusiveterrors]

O.o ill be sure to buy the footnotes.