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Dec 14, 2004 15:48

*doesn't particularly like snow* :S

*spends some time melting it* >:D

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mornaquilde December 14 2004, 13:00:57 UTC

*shuffles over, his arse still steaming slightly*

mornaquilde December 15 2004, 13:48:30 UTC

I don't know. Maybe do guitar or something to complement your vocal stylings. :P

daemion_huine December 15 2004, 13:50:45 UTC

Well, we need the lyrics first.

Hey. Shouldn't we be drunk for this? Or are you still on probation? :P

mornaquilde December 15 2004, 13:56:45 UTC

...

Dammit. >.<

daemion_huine December 15 2004, 13:59:11 UTC

Cos DUDE, I think you're gonna have to strike a nude pose or something for inspiration, like on a fountain maybe. But if you're up to that while sober, that's cool.

mornaquilde December 15 2004, 14:16:51 UTC

Well... there's NOTHING about nudity in my probation... >:D

daemion_huine December 15 2004, 14:21:36 UTC

Okay, fine. Strip off and strike a pose. *manifests a pen and paper*

mornaquilde December 15 2004, 14:35:44 UTC

Yessir!

*pulls off his clothes and strikes a suitably melodramatic pose, trying to keep a straight face*

daemion_huine December 16 2004, 03:00:57 UTC

YES! Inspiration! *tilts his head* Try and look a little more statuesque, will you? *writes- Ode to an Arse. . .*

mornaquilde December 16 2004, 11:57:29 UTC

Define statuesque.

*tries a slightly different pose*

daemion_huine December 16 2004, 13:04:25 UTC

Like the statues in the courtyard by the Mindon. Classical-like.

*scribbles furiously*

mornaquilde December 16 2004, 13:28:30 UTC

Ah. Like some kind of naked intellectual conquerer?

*puts his foot up on a boulder and leans his chin forward onto his upraised hand, as if in deep thought*

daemion_huine December 16 2004, 13:35:26 UTC

Great, great. *finishes and stands up and reads*

I think that I shall never see
An ass as perfect as can be.

An ass whose cheeks are firmly prest
Against reclining chairs with zest.

An ass that struts around all day,
In a manner sometimes gay.

An ass that may in summer wear
A skimpy Speedo, or better bare.

Upon its ivory curves I gaze;
And humbly lavish carnal praise.

Some use their ass for passing gas,
But Morno's Ass embodies Class.

((Apologies to Joyce Kilmer.))

mornaquilde December 16 2004, 13:41:41 UTC

*stares at you for a moment before suddenly cracking up and collapsing in hysterical laughter, still naked*

XD XD XD

daemion_huine December 16 2004, 13:52:01 UTC

*smirks and suddenly notices the crowd of unlookers you've attracted*

lord_feanor December 17 2004, 12:59:05 UTC

*JUST. STARES.*

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