Fic: Five Natural Disasters (Weiss Kreuz, PG)

[daegaer]

This round of stagesoflove has just finished, and my theme set was "Five natural disasters", for which I wrote five Weiss Kreuz drabbles:

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[crescentium]

OMG, thank you. ♥ Funny was exactly what I needed, apparently.

These are all great, by my favourite is this one,

Hours later, they finally got out of bed. As Schuldig ranted about bad service Crawford strolled to the window and looked out, appalled. Water rushed past, a foot below their fifth floor room.

It was entirely possible he needed a retuning.

...followed so closely by,

"Relax," Crawford said. "Mars is a dead planet, we can't face natural disasters here."

Oh, CRAWFORD. I love you here. I know you hate me for saying so, but I do.

[daegaer]

Thank you! Poor Crawford, he needs a lie down in a dark room and not tp be killed by his resentful colleagues!

[daegaer]

Like a tall, dark and handsome piano!

[red_squared]

It was entirely possible he needed a retuning.

Or a rebooting! I'm sure the rest if Schwarz would be willing to oblige XD

[daegaer]

They'll reboot him so hard he won't be able to sit down for a week!

[toscas_kiss]

LOL! Yep, God does hate them. But I loved them. :-D

[daegaer]

Hee hee, thanks! (Farfarello loves to be proved right, even if it is by a Martian tsunami).

[indelicateink]

Hahaha, these are awesome. ♥

[daegaer]

Hee, thank you :-)