A little girl goes to get her picture taken with Santa.
"What do you want for Christmas, little girl?" he asks.
She thinks for a minute, then responds, "A G.I. Joe."
Santa is a little suprised, and that makes him curious, so he says, "And why would you like a G.I. Joe?"
"So that Barbie has somebody to date," she replies.
"Well," Santa says, "doesn't Barbie usually come with Ken?"
The little girl adamantly shakes her head and replies, "No, she only comes with G.I. Joe."
My other favorite joke:
A pirate walks into a bar. Attached directly to the crotch of his pants is a huge wooden wheel, the type used to steer a ship. The bartender raises his eyebrows incredulously and says, "Hey buddy, what's that wheel doin', attached to your crotch?"
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A little girl goes to get her picture taken with Santa.
"What do you want for Christmas, little girl?" he asks.
She thinks for a minute, then responds, "A G.I. Joe."
Santa is a little suprised, and that makes him curious, so he says, "And why would you like a G.I. Joe?"
"So that Barbie has somebody to date," she replies.
"Well," Santa says, "doesn't Barbie usually come with Ken?"
The little girl adamantly shakes her head and replies, "No, she only comes with G.I. Joe."
My other favorite joke:
A pirate walks into a bar. Attached directly to the crotch of his pants is a huge wooden wheel, the type used to steer a ship. The bartender raises his eyebrows incredulously and says, "Hey buddy, what's that wheel doin', attached to your crotch?"
The pirate replies, "Arr! It's drivin' me nuts."
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