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[dabblinginbitch]

To: [fandom-list]
From: rflowers@fandomhigh.net
Subject: Practice your keg stands

Comments

[dollpocalypse]

To: rflowers@fandomhigh.net
From: christopher.brink@fandomhigh.net
Subject: Hang on, I thought we were trying to stop toxic waste pollution on the beach...

UH, PASS. GROSS.

[dabblinginbitch]

To: christopher.brink@fandomhigh.net
From: rflowers@fandomhigh.net
Subject: Don't make me punch you again

YOU WEREN'T INVITED ANYWAY.

[dollpocalypse]

To: rflowers@fandomhigh.net
From: christopher.brink@fandomhigh.net
Subject: Kate hits harder anyway

THEN WHY'D I GET AN INVITATION?

[dabblinginbitch]

To: christopher.brink@fandomhigh.net
From: rflowers@fandomhigh.net
Subject: Only because I wasn't trying to kill you

BECAUSE WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT YOU'RE PART OF THE POPULATION OF THIS SCHOOL.