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Hello, and welcome to the fifth Disney Villain Ask RP Thread! We have Ursula returning, Mozenrath and Gaston are still MIA, and I've heard rumors that we may have someone unexpected joining us soon! Today's topic is...[drumroll]...presents! Ask her what she'd like for a present, what presents she's getting the other villains, etc.!
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Forgive me, darling, but I don't particularly care for this wretched holiday. If I had to be forced to give someone a gift on that disgustingly cheery day though, then re-gifting is definitely the way I would go. You wouldn't expect me to put actual effort into this drivel, would you?
I suppose the best thing I ever re-gifted was a case of jewels a client traded me. They were absolutely gorgeous! I thought it'd be generous of me to let her have them back during the holidays, since she'd been so heartbroken at giving them up. I think they were passed down through her family... or something.
It's just a pity she couldn't even lift them up, what with having lost her soul to me. So I took them right back. [Cackles.] At the very least I made her happy for all of four seconds. Ahahaha!
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I've never once received a thing from any merperson. It's difficult to, you know. What with the whole being banished thing.
[Bitter? Just a tad.]
I'll be frank with you, darling. None of us villains have any particular fondness for this holiday. It's just so... cheery. Not at all our thing. [Holds back the urge to cringe.] We usually skip it. Though if I had to choose, Cruella is definitely the one to give the most fabulous gifts. But certainly not during this wretched holiday though.
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I figured you guys probably wouldn't be that fond of Christmas. So, what do you spend Christmas doing, if not the usual activities?
Also, what sort of things do you like to receive for birthday presents?
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Forgive me, pet, but we're terribly irritable around this time of year. More so than usual. All this "love and good will" nonsense really takes a toll on one's nerves. Honestly, what is there to be happy about when you're not the characters who get the happy ending?
Bah, but back to your silly little question. What on Earth was it? Oh yes-- what do we do. Ah, well, aside from avoiding our disgustingly happy co-workers, we villains are usually off having a drink. Or two. Or twenty.
Ah, my birthday. Can't really say it's much better, sadly. Not many merfolk stop by to pay me good wishes. Again, what with being banished and all. [Another sneer.] But every year I like to spoil myself with jewelry and treats. Oysters are my personal favorite, along with shrimp. Especially when they're still alive and squirming~
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