The return of He-Who-Was-Not-Missed

[not_aquaman]

Awwwwww, look, it's this old dump again! Oh, it feels like it's been a lifetime since I was here last! [badum-tsh!] Good times, good memories...aside from the whole 'trampled to death' thing, which I still haven't been paid back for. Hey, cuntkicker, if you're still hangin' around, you still owe me

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[xinshanquangal]

You mean you left?

[not_aquaman]

I've been gone at least a month and a half. Don't tell me you didn't even notice that your good old buddy Nathan's been missing!

[xinshanquangal]

Ain't been more than a couple weeks D time since you were beggin' to get yer corpse pulled up pal.

[not_aquaman]

Wait, really? Mind explaining how that one works to me? You know, since you've obviously got all the answers.

[handyhistorian]

You could argue that everything we do here is community service. Just for a really really big community.

[not_aquaman]

Well, you know. As long as they're not making me pick up used condoms here. I'm not terribly picky.

[is he checking you out? Why yes. Yes he is.]

[handyhistorian]

I suppose there is something to be said for glamour.

[She's used to it.]

[not_aquaman]

Glamour? I don't know about you, but I'd call it hygiene! Who knows what sorts of dirty STDs you can get all over your hands when you're picking up spoiled cock balloons!