[It's a classically cliched situation: after something-or-other, a dashing, shining prince in a handsome tuxedo has swept you off your feet and onto the back of his winged white unicorn pegasus stallion thing, upon which the horse-like object will begin galloping off into the sunset
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[As the alternative is to tumble off and possibly break some bones, Robin settles for holding on for dear life. Unfortunately the only thing to hold on to is Pogo.]
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LOOOOOOOOOVE!! [HAVE A HUG BACK]
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[... and his legs clamp down on the horse's back with AN IRON GRIP, causing the horse to scream in rage- but hey, Pogo isn't falling anymore, he's just tilted sideways with an armful (or, okay, multiple armfuls) of Robin, holding onto her to make sure SHE doesn't fall off.]
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Very brutally, in fact. When Nathan gets knocked over and trampled by the horse, he thinks there might be some broken bones and some punctured organs, judging by how much blood he's spitting out.
He manages to get his shit together enough, though, to speak in a hoarse and pained voice. Here's hoping you hear it.]
Oy! Get your horse-riding ass back over here...and get me to a hospital! ...Or at least...give me some compensation money!
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[The horse DOES turn around, though, and start galloping back towards Nathan. When you combine a unicorn and a pegasus with a big angry stallion, though, what you get is a horned winged nightmare on hooves.]
Ai! Aii! Aiiii!! [Pogo starts punching the horse's back, trying to get him to stop. It doesn't really help.]
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[Groaning, Nathan turns himself around so that, instead of lying on his back, he is now on his front. He begins to try to drag himself away when he notices the horse is coming back...headed straight for him.]
Oh...for fuck's sake...!
[He prepares himself to get run over again just in time for it to happen. This time, he hears his spine crack. After that, he can't really focus because he's starting to choke his own blood now.
Don't worry, he'll be fine. Really!]
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[He kicks the horse a few more times to try and bring it back around. Surprisingly enough, it DOES, and now it's running toward Nathan. Again. Except this time, it might only mangle one or some of his limbs instead of stomping all over his rib cage and/or spine.]
[In the meantime, Pogo's going to heroically jump off the horse. There's a chance that he won't land on Nathan.]
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Go! Go! Faster!
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AI-LAH
UOAAR AAIII RIIIIP [And he's scrabbling at his own clothes. HELP HIM ;o;]
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[She has the determination. She has the leverage. She has the fingernails. Scraps of black cloth and rose petals fill the air.]
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AIIIIIII!! [HE CAN BREATHE AGAIN]
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Oh geez, man, sorry about yer car!
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[He's just trying to strip himself as fast as humanly possible]
[And by 'strip,' I mean 'START TEARING OFF SLEEVES WITH HIS TEETH'] GRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNGH!
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**WHAM**
Oh man, that guy's never gonna get his hot dog business back up and running!
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