Comments | d_versus_d: Chaos in the city

smell_no_evil in d_versus_d

Chaos in the city

Nov 09, 2010 19:54

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richter abend, ruby, matsu hitoyoshi, terezi pyrope, ultros, ayla

Comments 38

idkmybffchupon November 10 2010, 04:01:54 UTC

SPLENDID! Who needs chocobos, anyhow!

[During his turns, it might be a tad unclear whether Ultros is actively trying to avoid pedestrians or not. He's that bad.]

getshive November 10 2010, 06:39:34 UTC

[HOLY FUCK A CAR TRYING TO RUN HIM OVER.]

getshive November 10 2010, 06:40:08 UTC

[Yeah no, he just continues walking and.

...Sidesteps at the last second.

It missed.]

smell_no_evil November 10 2010, 06:42:27 UTC

[Terezicar pulls a sharp 270-degree skid to a halt!]

1 SM3LL 4 M1LD-M4NN3R3D C1T1Z3N!

getshive November 10 2010, 06:44:54 UTC

...

[Resists urge to face-palm.]

What, you want me to scream like a chicken?

Thread 12

winandlive November 10 2010, 06:59:48 UTC

[Run is the sissy option. Ayla jumps up as it approaches, landing neatly in the back seat.]

Fast! Where go?

idkmybffchupon November 10 2010, 07:03:33 UTC

[VROOM! Driving on the curb is for cool people, like Ultros. SCREECH! Ultros takes the car around a turn fast enough that normal people might have gotten a little queasy. For people like Ayla, it's probably fun.]

Anywhere ya want, baby~

winandlive November 10 2010, 07:11:00 UTC

[Ayla whoops in delight and leans over the back.]

How work? Turn big wheel?

idkmybffchupon November 10 2010, 07:14:56 UTC

Quite right you are! There are some little lever thingies on the floor... One makes it move, the other's kinda boring.

[BA-BUMP! Who knows what that was.]

Thread 7

1/2 press_b_to_run November 10 2010, 07:02:38 UTC

[Here's where Ruby sees the two maniacs driving the car.]

What the?

2/2 press_b_to_run November 10 2010, 07:04:05 UTC

Oh crap!

[And here's where he starts running faster than the car as he realizes they're driving right at him. Thank you dad, for the wonderful shoes.]

smell_no_evil November 10 2010, 07:06:42 UTC

[Pokemon trainer with turbo shoes? Motorcycle? All smells the same at this speed!]

TH1S J3RK 1S GO1NG TOO SLOW! L3T'S SHOW H1M WHO'S BOSS!

[REV YOUR ENGINES, KIDS]

press_b_to_run November 10 2010, 07:09:36 UTC

[Great, they're catching up. Time for semi-drastic measures. Ruby immediately veers off to the right down an alley.]

What the hell are you two doing?!

Thread 14

lone_hater November 11 2010, 00:55:23 UTC

[Richter just... stares in horror as the vehicle bares down on him.

It takes him a moment to react to something so insane, and his reaction is to dive out of the way at the right moment to not get hit.]

Wh-what in the world are... are you doing?!

winandlive November 11 2010, 08:48:18 UTC

[The newest lunatic behind the wheel is sliiiightly more respectful of human life and thus not actively trying to run Richter over. On the other hand, he's talking to her! Clearly the polite thing to do is stay close to him so she can hear what he's saying. VROOOOOOOOOOM LOOK OUT]

Ayla learn drive!

lone_hater November 11 2010, 14:54:23 UTC

[...second story balcony spotted! Just... have... to get there...]

Learn slower!

winandlive November 11 2010, 15:20:17 UTC

[What's this thing dHOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNK]

What say? Ayla no hear!