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[therealvillain]

A helpful note for you guys... MURDER IS BAD.

... unless you're a tyrant. In which case, it's not like you'll get in trouble or anything.

Comments

[syndicatedchaos]

Does that mean you can kill people without point deductions?

[therealvillain]

Well, not in this world! Seems like I have to "play by the rules", as disgusting as that sounds.

[syndicatedchaos]

It is quite a pain, isn't it? Getting arbitrarily brought here and forced not to kill people...

...by the way, would you be interested in buying some cookies?

[therealvillain]

I don't really care for anybody who takes away that from me! It's... kind of a basic thing for a tyrant.

... wwhhhyyyyyy?

[lone_hater]

So you aren't a tyrant here?

[therealvillain]

Kind of a low blow, don't you think? Not NOW, but... maybe soon, maybe.

[lone_hater]

Hmph. It's just the truth.

[therealvillain]

Hey, the truth can hurt sometimes! If it does, it's prolly better to just not speak a word of it and let things move on its own... y'know?

[ghostshield]

THANK YOU. SO MUCH. FOR THAT. WOULDN'T HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT.

[therealvillain]

Exactly! You people even need me to figure out which foot you're supposed to stand on.

... it's both.

[ghostshield]

I will remember that if I ever find myself FLOATING ON ACCIDENT.

Son of a...

[therealvillain]

You apes seriously have to keep yourselves from doing that. Floating isn't as glamorous as people say it is.