Ouch.

[d_tepes]

Unsubtle Sign You're Overweight:

Your friends ask you to show them mercy and be cremated rather than have them be pallbearers.

Yeah, well I say... here's to your hernias!

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[keith5by5]

Another sign is when your other half brings climbing gear to a booty call.

[d_tepes]

That or they're afraid they'll fall in.

"When yodelin' in the valley one should not hear an echo."