Ficlet: RTFFAQ

[d_tepes]

I was trying to get VLAD to work. This happened instead.

Title: RTFFAQ
Rating: All Ages Acceptable
Summary: Something should be added to the FAQ.
Fandom: Revealed below in case you don't recognize it.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, it's all owned by the company store.
Notes: Thanks to BastardSnow for not telling me to shove it. He's my conscience in all

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[monkeycomic]

BAHAHAHA!

There's this moisturizer in the bathroom (oh, the jokes I have to let go for time), and I swear it's got some kinda glitter in it, because I was outside, and my frikkin' arm was sparkling. WTH, MAN? WHY?

[d_tepes]

eyes you closely You sure you aren't a vampire? ;)

Oh good Gonk... those glitter things are evil. I know of a true story where... well, wait, I think it was a glitter hair product, anyway... Um, long story short and without too graphic of content:

Lady in hurry to see "lady doctor" grabs wrong bottle thinking it's a "lady product" and causes the "lady doctor" to nearly die and comment about the lady "dressing up" for the appointment.

It's a true story but I still can't keep a straight face, somehow trying to sanitize the story just made it worse for me to type.

realizes the pun, falls over, dies