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Apr 15, 2005 13:45
two goldfish were in there tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, ill drive".
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eden_xx
April 16 2005, 00:57:14 UTC
i definately read that like ten times before i got it. i thought they were like those cow penguins, but they thought they were army people. but then i realized they were in their TANK. wow im smart.
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_roamingnome
April 17 2005, 06:22:54 UTC
is that from your joke of the day? or are you just that witty on your own??
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d_frank88
April 17 2005, 06:58:15 UTC
hhaha just the joke of the day. but go ahead i bet u cant tell one funnier
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_roamingnome
April 17 2005, 07:36:33 UTC
why wasn't jesus born in mexico?
[because they couldn't find two wise men and a virgin].
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kickass_deb
April 17 2005, 07:33:05 UTC
hahaha sweet joke. i got one like that.
Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."
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[because they couldn't find two wise men and a virgin].
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Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."
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