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if you are a lord of the rings fan... you must check this shit out.
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even if you're not, it's still pretty fucking funny.

lacie: buddhists don't wear HIPPIE clothes, they wear, like, CHINESE clothes ( Read more... )

i went out to a restaurant last night with matt and neither of us got carded when he ordered a beer. this was justified, because he's 24, but then again we were probably the only people under 45 in the restaurant so... anyway, when she came back i asked for a strawberry margarita. and got one. this is a good sign. even though i AM going to be ( Read more... )

so i almost broke my nose today at work. i rounded a corner and my face came into contact with elvia's cheekbone. she was all right and asked, as i blacked out momentarily, "oh, are you okay ( Read more... )

today was a day of orgiastic splendour- kind of. after having made so much money this weekend i figured spending a bit of it wouldn't put me out any, so i took my sister and went shopping under the pretense of 'buying something to wear for my birthday' which is, i'll have you know, next week and a momentous event after all since it's my 21st (and ( Read more... )

attention everyone: SLEEP IS FOR LOSERS.

i made $180 today but what difference does it make if the only person having sex with me on a saturday night is ME?

torn fabric soul: LOLOLOLOL ( Read more... )

Name Four Bad Habits You Have: talking too quickly, picking at my nails, discussing my sexual life with complete strangers, not wearing panties ( Read more... )

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