Dylan.07

[d_carabas]

Okay, hypothetical here, but what would happen if somehow your Compendium got stolen

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[perussiscientia]

They decommission you for being a threat to the operation.

[d_carabas]

But I'm too young to die. Can't they just wipe my brain and let me live unknowing among the plebeian masses?

[perussiscientia]

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[d_carabas]

But I promise I won't disconnect you?

[fathergander]

In addition to their other numerous idiot-proof enchantments, the compendiums cannot be read nor used by mortals. Furthermore, when taken out of your possession, they are eventually returned to your Librarian, who may then in turn return it to you.

We will not, however, be the least bit happy in doing so. Please keep this in mind.

[d_carabas]

Well it's not like I can prevent some guy stealing my bag. I mean he like grabbed it and ran and there was no way I could catch him.

[fathergander]

A likely excuse.

[elder_goat]

I think most likely Anser would eat your head and neck.

[d_carabas]

He'd have to catch me first?

[fathergander]

I have people to do that for me.

Fast people.

[andmakethemcry]

I wouldn't recommend it.

[d_carabas]

What, getting it stolen? Yeah, that would kind of put a damper on my day.

[andmakethemcry]

When I'm travelling with mine, I don't just put it in my backpack. I stuff it in my pants. It's a lot harder to get it stolen that way.

[d_carabas]

Really? I don't think mine would fit in my pants.

Maybe I need bigger pants.