>:3

[d4n3b4g3l]

Girls are hot, dane. So I am starting a
HOT GIRL REGISTRY
Fill up this form if you are a hot girl, dane. I don't know all that html stuff, so just copy it, dane.

THIS IS FOR DATA PURPOSES, DANE. I AM AIMING TO BE THE BEST DATA TENNIS PLAYER.

Name:
Hotness Level:
Address and stuff:
Picture: (optional)

That's all, dane. GUYS MAY NOT ENTER.

edit:: If anyone

Comments

[borntokickass]

Envy's a girl. She's just being shy.

[sexy_and_skorty]

No.

[bananas_an]

That's good because I don't think I've asked you what kind you like best. ♠

[sexy_and_skorty]

Anything but dark chocolate.

[bananas_an]

Truffles? ♠ I like to make truffles. ♠ Do you like them with filling or just chocolate? ♠

[sexy_and_skorty]

Either way.

[phantom_lefty]

NO KILLING MY BOYFRIEND, PLEASE.

[sexy_and_skorty]

He is going to be slaughtered.

[phantom_lefty]

Uh. Yeah, no.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm five minutes from leaving.

[phantom_lefty]

alkfjaksd Seriously?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Seriously.

[phantom_lefty]

... Uuuh. What would make you not kill him?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Him taking it back and telling the truth.

[borntokickass]

Why would I take back the truth.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I will never fucking go anywhere with you again if you don't.