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Oct 05, 2005 16:27


I think there is a black lady following me. No seriously, its scaring the shit out of me.

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trioxin_grave October 5 2005, 16:47:42 UTC
She wants your pretty white girl hair

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d3v0tchka October 5 2005, 23:07:29 UTC
Ok...I was at school, and everywhere I went she was there! I was sitting at the school library at the time I updated, and she was sitting right fucken across from me. She looks like some hardcore African, that does like voodoo spells.

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trioxin_grave October 5 2005, 23:39:53 UTC
Odd

I keep running into this old dirty man that tells me sex jokes

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d3v0tchka October 6 2005, 12:35:50 UTC
ew, kick him in the face.

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anonymous October 5 2005, 18:08:33 UTC
No photos of kitties yet?

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d3v0tchka October 5 2005, 23:08:45 UTC
Is this Bri? Im sorry, I have them on my camera, but I keep forgetting to bring the damn cord over here! Ill grab it tomarow, and get kitties on here...you can always come to my house and take them if you want. Just call me or Chris.

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chadruin October 6 2005, 08:41:50 UTC
I would stake my life that she is a Swedish scientist who was on the original team who cloned you at birth. She is documenting your every movement, digging through your discarded trash and interviewing your friends to compare your characteristics with your clone's. Right now, half way around the world, there is a girl who looks just like you getting the same treatment by a Mexican little person with a handlebar mustache and a comb over.

Every year in April, they compile their data and have a summit in your honor. Scientists from all around the globe gather in the warm South African sun to hang out at the pool and watch highlights from the thousands of hours of surveillance footage they have of you living your day-to-day life.

Great! They've probably already intercepted this message. Now that they know I know, they'll be coming after me! I have to go!

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d3v0tchka October 6 2005, 12:35:33 UTC
AHHHH! What a fucking nightmare, well as long as nothing bad happens to me,they can do what ever the fuck they want to the girl who looks like me.

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