True Story

An elderly lady reported that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring her pet dog always barked right before the phone rang.

A telephone repairman proceeded to check things out. He climbed a nearby pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

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Happy Birthday Krissy!

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I love it when my girlie is nice, understanding, and non-jealous. It makes me appreciate her more.

DO NOT QUOTE STUFF I SAY IN IM'S WITHOUT MY PERMISSION PLEASE! It is really rude!

so i went on detas livejournal friends, to try and find cassies post, she says she has deleted all her friends she dosnt talk to, either A she hasnt or B she has tooo fucking many people she talks to on that damn thing!!, i had to go back like 3 pages for a post from last night! that is 60 posts! i think she collects friends on there like dayna ( Read more... )

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1. Who did you last get angry with? fucking cat ( Read more... )

Here's My Friend Test take it if you want lame-asses.

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