You may be drunk, but I might be ugly

[d1rtyf1lthy]

Aw, I'm really sorry Charlene, if I had only known I was in the presence of a saint I would have toned down my language, as per the pope's rather strict specifications. But, because, and, quite possibly, prehensilely, instead of, given my somewhat sub-standard country school upbringing I am left without the benefits of an extensive vocabulary, I

Comments

[karenhealey]

Bye, Caleb.

[d1rtyf1lthy]

Good riddance, Karen.

[girliebacchanal]

A writer's gotta fall on his sword. Usually the blood is all over the floor. -- paraphrased by Arthur Miller.

I hardly ever comment to your posts but I read every one. You're brilliant and maybe an asshole but how old are you again? You're in prime asshole years. I'm 29, almost 30, and just emerging from mine. Keep writing, you fierce bastard.

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[d1rtyf1lthy]

Thanks dude! Cheers.

Re: 27

[girliebacchanal]

Rock the fuck on.r

Re: 27

[girliebacchanal]

same -r

[amaryllith]

It's not what's there, Caleb, it's what you do with it.

[d1rtyf1lthy]

I'm not sure what that means in this context.

Sticking around

[stateparks]

Only the dorks survive!

Re: Sticking around

[d1rtyf1lthy]

a battle of attrition.

Re: Sticking around

[stateparks]

... who will win? quitters never win ...

[anonymous]

You'll always have your homies, dog! Even if I get hit by a bus, I got yo back!

It's been way too long since I've drawn a cartoon... that was fun! If you ever need any more cartoons to thin out your friends list, I'm the nigga for the job! =)

Jon

[d1rtyf1lthy]

che brah, go with jesus brah