All Dis Yelling Is Taking Avay My Horny

[czjtrojan]

Urologist spent seven minutes with me (including an ultrasound: "It's like if you were pregnant" ha ha shut up) before telling me what I already knew: I'm just fine. I told the nurse, "at least SOMETHING down there is working right

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[kuhn]

The title's from a Simpsons episode. An Eastern European model or something.

Not sure about the "Christmas at Bloomingdales," but it's funny. Also, that convo is ridiculous.

[czjtrojan]

Two points for Jonathan. It's a Russian model at Moe's. She later says, "After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off."

Moe replies: "And penis is Russian for...?"