I Aten't Dedd

[cyrus_ii]

So here is a list of animal-related crimes that please me;

Sheep Stealing
Lamblifting
Bull Boosting
Swan Swiping
Ducknapping

--

Also, I'm becoming a plumber.

Comments

[the_whybird]

You missed stoat-bothering.

[me_ves_y_sufres]

And cow tipping.

[the_whybird]

And turtle-swindling.

[giving_ground]

But the real question is why have I not taken steps to force you to meet up with me lately. Hm. Curious. (Also curious: the fact that firescribble seems excited by the fact that you aten't dead. I suppose she's heard so many tales of your nefarious deeds without ever having seen a trace of you that she was beginning to think you were a figment of my imagination. She might have a point, of course.)

[delkaetre_ni]

My ancestors were kicked out of Scotland for one of those, I think.

Fancy some cake/pie/tea at mine or yours at some point? I have fancy New Zealand tea which is actually quite nice and mellow despite being made of ginger and kawakawa, and cannot much afford going out to pubs and cafes.

[rose_kolodny]

Icon love. BTW.

[notsoape]

horse rustling