PG-15

[smokexscribbles]

Some people get drunk, some people fail to have sex, and Shell wears clean clothes. Crazy, crazy shit. Basically what happened when Jamal made Shell take Rex out to see some nightlife. Everyone's in this one! Candy has a regrettably brief appearance that I will have to make up for soon. I love that girl so much

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[ldydragon7]

This was awesome and just too funny.

“What?” Sarah yelled from the back room. “I was not informed!”
“You’re both unwilling victims in my evil little games,” Jamal said cheerily. Hahaha I loved these lines. and this one as well. Jamal said, smiling in a way that would be smug if Jamal was ever perceptibly smug.

And Sarah was snarky and awesome. And Rex is too funny when drunk. And Shell brought Robin home, that's going to have interesting results. :D

[smokexscribbles]

Yeah, Robin will be EVER MORE AWKWARD than usual! Fun times.

[ari_raid]

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. SARAH.
“Do I have to dress like that?” Sarah said as she came out of the bathroom. “It’s just I left my handcuffs and date rape drugs at home.”

“Twenty-eight to one,” Sarah said.

“Really?”

“I made it up.”
YOU ARE A GODDESS. AGDGLIJKHD. SERIOUSLY.

[smokexscribbles]

XDDDD I HAD FUN WITH HER

Hey, why aren't you skating? *bonk*

[ari_raid]

GOOD.

Bahaha I stopped to read this and was ten minutes late. My coach was mad -.- I told her we were caught in traffic. All purpose excuse ftw.

[scully_trustno1]

“Is this really a, you know… I mean, are we going to get, like, shanked?”

I LOVE YOU FOR SHANKED

“Yeah. Sonuvvabitch. What are the odds?”

“Twenty-eight to one,” Sarah said.

“Really?”

“I made it up.”

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Also, O MI GOD SHELL LIKE RAPED HIM AND SOMEHOW I FEEL HE WILL BE OKAY WITH THIS x9090910201920910

[smokexscribbles]

LOL YOU'RE WRONG

[smokexscribbles]

.... A better explanation would be, Shell was like, "Damn, where does he live, I can't leave him on the street..."

*deep sigh* "FINE I GUESS." *drops on bed*

*falls asleep next to him*

Roommate - "Another boyfriend. Jesus."

[scully_trustno1]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I will write tomorrow or something. :D

[smokexscribbles]

Well, see, Candy was with Jamal, discussing what must be going on. I'm sure they had a good time.

The Rex quote is a Good Omens reference, actually. READ IT!

[iambickilometer]

SO WORTH THE WAIT.

So tell me, what was Jamal's vision? That's the second of the night...

Rex is the best drunk ever. We must get hir drunk more often. And Robin... is full of fail and win. SIMULTANEOUSLY. (Win in how you write him. Fail in the shit he gets himself in.) And I like Shell's roommate a lot.

Dammit, I want to write the scene where Shell wakes up. Off I go, I guess.

[smokexscribbles]

It was Robin waking up, DUH.

[iambickilometer]

...ORITE. XD