Earth obstructing your view of Venus? Never fear!

[cygnus]

Science is ON THE JOB.

Top 10 Ways to Destroy the Earth
I sorta like #6, #4 and certainly #3: "You will need: a big heavy rock, something with a bit of a swing to it... perhaps Mars."

See also (from the same author) How To Destroy the Earth:Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe

Comments

[janietrain]

Oh, well, that eases my fear of NEOs.

[porcelain72]

[misanthropic1]

so did you write this before or after England's largest Earthquake for 20 odd years hit?

[cygnus]

After. Would've been 8 o' clock your time. :)

I haven't felt an earthquake here for a few years now. I'm sort of jealous. Sort of. :) I hope no one was hurt in the quake.