Pip's Voicemail

[cyclopeanmerc]

*banging is heard in the background*

Is this thing on? Oh, alright.

*coughs*

You've reached Pip Bernadette. I'm off doing... something. Leave a message at the sound of the beep and I promise I'll get back to you.

Eventually.

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Comments

[nadiathesaint]

"Hi! It's Nadia, one of your friendly neighbors on the fifth floor. Molly and I were talking, and we've got an idea for a prank to get back at the second floor for being big headed egotists. If you want in, stop by room 507 before classes end, or give me a call back and let me know. We're looking for some money donations to buy as many bouncy balls as humanly possible."

[cyclopeanmerc]

"Hiya Nadia. I'm up for it. After all, why stop at just one prank per week! I place my full services at your disposal. What do you need?"

[nadiathesaint]

"Thanks! Like I said, we're looking for donations. I'm going to New York this weekend, so I figure I can buy the bouncy balls there. And if you have any suggestions for making the prank even better? We're up to hearing 'em. Basically we're going to dump as many bouncy balls as we can down the stairs at once."

[cyclopeanmerc]

"Well, I'll donate some money to the campaign. Also, I'd like to suggest that we try to get some variety in the types of bouncy balls. From the small little super balls to the big rubber things that you can sit on while you bounce. Variety is the spice of life!"

OOC

[likeguidelines]

If you're really into doing the radio, please to be looking here and here.

Any questions, please, please ask :)

[section9_togusa]

Bernadette, never, ever give the Tachikoma natual oil again. It decided to take me for a spin around the town last night and I had to promise it more before I could come back. Which was about 5 in the morning.

Oh, and Tachikoma says...

*Loud child squeak*

Hello, Mr. Bernadette! Thank you again, even though Togusa is being mean....

I AM NOT!

*Click*

Togusa Online Message

[section9_togusa]

Bernadette! I have a message for you. God, will these people stop using me on the web?

*Seras' voice*

"Pip, I wanted to say hello, and wondered when you would get in touch with me. I'm going nuts here!"

*Cough*

Get back to her, man. I hate talking like that.

OOC

[threeweapons]

((Is way too amused that it took a whole five months for someone to finally call Alanan a bitch))

Re: OOC

[cyclopeanmerc]

And he's known her for a grand total of five seconds.

I was half thinking about having Pip continue to be annoying to Alanna in an attempt to pick a fight 'cause Pip is not familiar with the idea of backing down in a situation like this. Plus, he would feel that Alanna's out of hand dismissal is kind of insulting his abillities.

But I wouldn't want to do that without your permission. Plus, I have no clue who Alanna is, or how she fares fighting wise. But if you're up for it?

Re: OOC

[threeweapons]

Alanna has seven years of professional training with a sword. And about the same with unprofessional wrestling, though she's not good at the later. Why did she piss him off so much?

And she would just think a fight is fun. But if you want to, sure!

Re: OOC

[cyclopeanmerc]

Mostly it was the kind of out of hand brush off he got when he was trying to help in a way he had heard was needed. English isn't his first language, so he might have interpreted Alanna's response as giving him the brush off as irrelevant. At least that's the way I'm trying to play it.

Cool. I'll try to think of something annoying for Pip to do.

Oh, and Pip grew up in a mercenary company and has basically been training with them since he was a wee lad. He's had a good sample of various types of millitary hand-to-hand combat styles and is paritcularly good in French kick boxing.