Pip's Voicemail

[cyclopeanmerc]

*banging is heard in the background*

Is this thing on? Oh, alright.

*coughs*

You've reached Pip Bernadette. I'm off doing... something. Leave a message at the sound of the beep and I promise I'll get back to you.

Eventually.

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Comments

[flash_serpent]

"Mister Bernadette. This is Anthony J. Crowley, proprietor of the Arms Hotel. I will be having some guests you may be interested in hearing about. Miss Pippilotta and guest. After chatting with Miss Parker and listening to the radio, I must insist you contact me post haste. Adieu."

[cyclopeanmerc]

"Mr. Crowley? It's Mister Bernadette. Have Wlater and Pippi checked into their rooms yet?"

[flash_serpent]

"Indeed they have, Mister Bernadette. Might you care to share your thoughts with me? I'd prefer it if my little pirate lived through this."

[cyclopeanmerc]

"They're possessed, that much we are sure of. We've found ways to hurt them both, but currently our crack team is trying to find a way to evict the assholes without us having to resort to violence."

[flash_serpent]

"Sometimes violence is inevitable. You may come here to the Hotel. That way if anything goes terribly wrong, I'll be on the premises to...help." he offered, the word seemingly painful to say.