Oddly appropriate

[cybogoblin]

At one of the local bookstores, they have Robert Pattinson's Unauthorised Biography shelved in the Science Fiction section.

ROFL.

Comments

[lena_of_fargo]

Because he's been around long enough--birth-wise and career-wise--to *have* a biography? Ummm...

[cybogoblin]

I think that is why it is unauthorised. Personally, it's just taking up shelf space in my eyes. Pure exploitative marketing designed to cash in on a so-so movie.

[_tinuviel_]

I actually feel for Pattinson - he's an anti-twihard, stuck in a contract he can't get out of, trying to get himself fired so he doesn't have to do another three movies as a stalking control freak virgin.

If it was his authorised biography, it would probably just say "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. Chapter Two. Oh fuck, oh fuck."

[cybogoblin]

Well, depending on how the pending plagarism case turns out, he may be out of that contract sooner than he thought ;)