Nothing too wierd, I promise

[cwolfe87]

1
comment with your name
and i'll comment back telling you
who (or what) you are / what you do
in the alternate universe made by me.

2
post this in your own journal

3
laugh maniacally
as you create
your own
universe

Comments

[thekiefster]

Kiefer

[cwolfe87]

You are Wolfgang Kieferbachen, a teenage prodigy on the organ, king of instruments. The unrivaled speed and quality of your compositions put you above all other contemporaries, earning you the post of first Musician of the Holy Roman Empire. You go on to write many incredible works, but give it all up to join the rising polka band, "Umpallica."

[bsheard]

brandon

[cwolfe87]

You are the fearless Captain el-Brando, of the Spanish main. You and your crew seek and destroy English pirates, or "Lutheranos." You play classical guitar and are an expert swordsman; more than one arrogant bucaneer has felt the cold toledo steel of your blade through his chest. Your life is consumed by the 3 G's- "God, glory, and gold"; not to be contrued with Will Bishop's definition of the 3 G's, "Girls Gone wild in Germany."

[spudicus33]

Brandon Thrash

[cwolfe87]

You are Brandon O'Thrash, a young but keen gunslinger just moved to the Republic of Texas from St. Louis. Your disciplinarian Irish uprbrining makes you the perfect candidate to join the cattle drives moving the stock from Mexico to the Railroad in Kansas. Your first cattle drive bought you your first grub steak, but you found your real calling on your second drive when you stopped in the small frontier town of Dallas. The sheriff there was up against a wall against a bunch of Cattle rustlers, when you came and restored justice to the town. For that you they made you deputy, and you live your days kickin' hippies arses and writing popular guitar music, which you recieve no credit for because 2 guys with really long beards steal all your material, creating the band "ZZTop".